Philophilia

Today, I took my 8 year old son to a restaurant. When the waitress asked what he would like to drink, and he said he would like a beer. I imminently objected, to which he responded, “It’s not like I’m driving home or anything.” LOL.MLIA

A few months ago my car was broken into and all of my cds were stolen. So I devised a plan to not have my cds stolen anymore. this is replacing the covers of my cds with miley cyrus, brittney spears, and cristina aguilara cd covers. yesterday my car was broken into again. Nothing was taken. LOL.MLIA

Today, while at McDonald’s, I was next in line. I couldn’t decide on what I wanted. So when I got called up, I nonchalantly ordered a Krabby Patty. Without a moment of hesitation, the cute cashier turn around and yelled back to the fry cook, “DAN, TELL SPONGEBOB TO COME BACK FROM HIS BREAK, WE’VE GOT COSTUMERS WAITING.” He gave me his number. LOL.MLIA.

Today, I was getting Ice cream at the local Ice cream parlor when my phone went off, I have it set to the power ranger theme song as a joke between my sister and I. I answered “Whats the problem Red Ranger?” and heard someone gasp behind me, I turned to see a young boy staring at me wide eyed, I winked at him and told him that he had to keep my identity a secret, he nodded vigorously and ran off screaming “Mom, I met a Power Ranger!!!”. LOL.MLIA.

Today, I was walking in the hallway while I should’ve been in class when my principle walked past me. I quickly did a somersault, hid behind a wall, and noticed he had disappeared. When I turned around, he was standing behind me and said “you’re not the only ninja here.” and walked away. LOL.MLIA

(I took this from an awesome site:MLIA)